December 17, 2004
A Clerihew on Howard Hughes, Inspired By The Recent Movie The Aviator
Howard Hughes
did not drink booze.
He preferred to damage his brain
by crashing his plane.
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November 23, 2004
Nine Ways To Kill 173 Minutes That Will Be More Pleasurable Than Watching Oliver Stone's "Alexander"
Last night, I committed the error of watching the Oliver Stone movie "Alexander." If you are contemplating the same rash action, might I suggest that you take your 173 minutes and do one of the following things instead? I guarantee that you will enjoy yourself more.
Watch High Noon, Duck Soup, Fast Film, Luxo, Jr, and Creature Comforts, and still have 1 minute left over to watch two really good commercials.
Solve 173 one-minute mysteries, thereby forever ridding the world of penguin-eating polar bears and coins dated "173 BC".
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November 12, 2004
Even New and Improveder Devincible.com
Devincible.Com has now switched to a new hosting service. Please let me know if any links are broken or lead to haunted webpages which will cause you to perish horribly within 24 hours.
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November 11, 2004
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November 09, 2004
New, improved Devincible.com
I've started using MovableType for the front page at Devincible.com. There may be a bit of confusion while I switch things over; let me know if anything disappears.
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November 05, 2004
The Amazing Retroactive Election Predictor
Thanks to the Amazing Retroactive Election Predictor, you can now convince your friends and neighbors that you called this election a month in advance.
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November 02, 2004
Election Day Electoral Vote Guide
I've put up an election-day viewing guide to help you make sense of the results as they come in.
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November 01, 2004
George Bush & The Constitution
I've added a new campaign ad to The Truth About John Kerry: George Bush and the Constitution.
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