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A Clerihew on Howard Hughes, Inspired By The Recent Movie The Aviator

Fri, 17 Dec 2004 15:48:04 +0000

Howard Hughes
did not drink booze.
He preferred to damage his brain
by crashing his plane.

Nine Ways To Kill 173 Minutes That Will Be More Pleasurable Than Watching Oliver Stone's "Alexander"

Tue, 23 Nov 2004 12:08:37 +0000

Last night, I committed the error of watching the Oliver Stone movie "Alexander." If you are contemplating the same rash action, might I suggest that you take your 173 minutes and do one of the following things instead? I guarantee that you will enjoy yourself more.

Watch High Noon, Duck Soup, Fast Film, Luxo, Jr, and Creature Comforts, and still have 1 minute left over to watch two really good commercials.

Solve 173 one-minute mysteries, thereby forever ridding the world of penguin-eating polar bears and coins dated "173 BC".

Even New and Improveder Devincible.com

Fri, 12 Nov 2004 17:04:54 +0000

Devincible.Com has now switched to a new hosting service. Please let me know if any links are broken or lead to haunted webpages which will cause you to perish horribly within 24 hours.

If Mankind's Greatest Thoughts Had Been Communicated Via Spam

Thu, 11 Nov 2004 17:03:53 +0000

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Greetings, friend. I am Dr. Abraham Lincoln. Four score and seven years ago, my fathers created a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, and I need to transfer USD4,000,000 out of the country. In a larger sense, I cannot dedicate, I cannot consecrate, a new bank account, and so I must ask to use yours.

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New, improved Devincible.com

Tue, 09 Nov 2004 17:03:24 +0000

I've started using MovableType for the front page at Devincible.com. There may be a bit of confusion while I switch things over; let me know if anything disappears.

The Amazing Retroactive Election Predictor

Fri, 05 Nov 2004 17:02:57 +0000

Thanks to the Amazing Retroactive Election Predictor, you can now convince your friends and neighbors that you called this election a month in advance.

Election Day Electoral Vote Guide

Tue, 02 Nov 2004 17:01:39 +0000

I've put up an election-day viewing guide to help you make sense of the results as they come in.

George Bush & The Constitution

Mon, 01 Nov 2004 17:00:57 +0000

I've added a new campaign ad to The Truth About John Kerry: George Bush and the Constitution.

The Fourth Debate

Sun, 24 Oct 2004 17:00:16 +0000

My second offering, The Fourth Debate, is now up and lookable.

Welcome to Devincible.com

Tue, 19 Oct 2004 16:56:24 +0000

Welcome to Devincible.com. I'm a comedy writer, a film maker, and a general man-about-town, if by "town" you mean "my apartment." Here, I will be posting things that don't quite fit in at my other site. These things will include essays, films, and works of utterly mind-blowing genius, if by "works of utterly mind-blowing genius" you mean "things that don't quite fit in at my other site."

For now, please check out my first offering: The Truth About John Kerry.

By the way, as you may have noticed, my webpage layout skills are among the worst in the world. If you are a trained monkey, a three-year-old child, or any other individual with better layout skills than mine, please drop me a note at webgenius at yankeefog dot com. If you love this site and would like to offer feedback, please contact me at feedback at yankeefog dot com. If you think I am a horrible person who deserves to be torn apart by dogs, please contact me at youdeservetobetornapartbydoggs at yankeefog dot com. Please notice the extra "g" in "doggs". If you leave it out, I won't get your e-mail, and I will continue blissfully living out my wild-dog-free existance.