The Amazing Electoral Vote Predictor

The "experts" and the "pollsters" and the "people who put words in quotation marks for no good reason" were all stumped by this election. But you--yes, you--were much, much smarter than them, and now you can prove it. Just enter your name, your location, and your attitude towards this election, and you'll be taken to a page that will feature your name attached to a stunningly accurate prediction, backdated to one month ago. There will even be a link to let you e-mail a link to your "prediction" to all your friends, just to prove how incredibly smart you are.

Your First Name:
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How do you feel about the fact that George W. Bush has been re-elected?
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