JACOB SAGER WEINSTEIN (writer, director) was nominated for two Writers' Guild of America awards--and won one--for his work as a writer on HBO's multiple-Emmy-winning Dennis Miller Live. (And, yes, before you ask, Jacob respectfully disagrees with Dennis Miller's current political views.) Jacob's short films have screened at festivals in England, the US, Austria, Italy, and Portugal. He was selected by the Berlin International Film Festival to participate in the inaugural Berlinale Talent Campus, an intensive one-week program for the world's most promising young filmmakers. His book The Government Manual for New Superheroes (co-written with Matthew David Brozik) will be published in Fall 2005 by Andrews McMeel. Click here to e-mail Jacob, but remember to remove the word "DELETE" from the address; it's just there to fool Spambots.
JOHN BASIULIS (voice-over) trained at the Guildford School of Acting. His stage work includes two seasons with New York City's acclaimed Gorilla Repertory Theatre, for whom he played Macduff in Macbeth, the Duke of Venice in Othello, and Egeus, Quince and Mustardseed in A Midsummer Night's Dream. More recently, he appeared as Martin Heidegger in The Hat at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe and as Baptisa and Peter in the Utah Shakespearean Festival's touring production of The Taming of the Shrew. His sole foray into television was his portrayal of physicist Walter Zinn on Days that Shook the World for the BBC.
GEORGE W. BUSH (star) is President of the United States. He recently invaded Iraq as part of a complicated long-term plan to be appointed Commissioner of Baseball.
JOHN F. KERRY (villain), unlike certain brave National Guardsman, fled the US in his youth at a time when Texas was in grave danger of Communist invasion, seeking instead the safety and security of Vietnam. As a Senator, he has continued his namby-pamby ways, changing his mind on issues in response to silly things like facts and reasoned argument. Also, he likes to eat babies, and he has blown his nose in your sock drawer at least twice in the past 24 hours.